i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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