I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Too much gin, very little bucket
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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