Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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