Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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