he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
this boner is exhausting
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Randomize
