i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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