is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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