I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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