I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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