i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Who did Billy Mays play for?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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