Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Someone shit on the floor
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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