Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
And then my night got REAL pukey
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
