Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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