she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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