i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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