Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
should my penis look like a turkey
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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