Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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