Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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