You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think i got beer on your cat.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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