The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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