dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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