i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
