yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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