doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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