i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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