if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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