i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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