Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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