Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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