you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
