Who did Billy Mays play for?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
of course. lets lasso hookers.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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