TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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