I didn't shave. On purpose
Someone shit on the floor
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
