is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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