So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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