McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
this must be what syphilis tastes like
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We are all done wearing pants today
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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