Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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