I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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