when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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