You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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