What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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