Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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