i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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