ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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