found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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