We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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