it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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