Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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