Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Randomize
