I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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