Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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