sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the gays at disneyland are vicious
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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