Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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