How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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