ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Shitshow foam night was such a success
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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