Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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