He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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