Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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