FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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